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AWOL
medal (AWM)
Awarded for outstanding or prolific
wanderlust on the battlefield, as demonstrated by Capt. Rum and
his affinity for windmills. |
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Bombadier
Medal (BM)
Awarded (posthumously) for heroic
application of explosive packs against the enemy whilst closer
than the recommended safe distance |
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Dougie
Haig medal (DHM)
Awarded for attempting to lay
a non-existent extra Explosive charge and thereby accidentally
(and fatally) detonating existing ones. Originally Baldric's
speciality, this was renamed after a spectacular repeat performance. |
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Engineering
medal (EM)
Awarded for severe injuries sustained
while attempting to repair a friendly vehicle - especially if
caused by the driver of that vehicle running into you themselves. |
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Kamikaze
Jeep Star Cluster (KJSC)
Awarded for successfully using
a jeep as a weapon to destroy an enemy tank or APC in which the
driver also dies. (Mutuially Assured Destruction). |
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Medics
medal (MM)
Awarded for death sustained while
attempting to apply first aid to an injured team mate..
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Order of Miggins Medal (OMM)
Awarded for achieving a Miggins
Maneouvre.
Immediate bar for a Flying Miggins Maneouvre. |
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Oops
No Precision Medal (ONPM)
Awarded
for successful aerial or artillery bombing of your own team-mates
on more than one occasion. Unofficially referred to as the Flasheart
Medal. |
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Practise
Test Dummy Medal (PTDM)
Awarded for a high number of deaths
in a short period of time (by the enemy). Also awarded for a spectacularly
large number of deaths on any given game round. |
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Purple
Penguin (PP)
Penguins (as we all know) cannot
fly. neither can the winners of this award, who fail to survive
their sudden (and often unexpected) departure from the aircraft
they nominally flying. |
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Swiss
Navy Star (SNS)
Awarded for the "special"
aptitude demonstrated when grounding your naval vessel for no
obvious reason. |
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Undistinguished
Flying Cross (UFC)
Awarded for repeated collisions
of the mid-air variety or with tall easily avoided buildings such
as church spires or towers. |
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Vehicle
Roll Medal (VRM)
Awarded for repeatedly rolling
a vehicle such as an APC, or for a single spectacular roll of
such a vehicle. |
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Vehicle
Roll Cluster (VRC)
Awarded for succeeding in rolling
vehicles that are normally considered too difficult to roll -
i.e. tanks, LCs. |
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Flying
Tree-Hugger Medal (FTHM)
Awarded
for pilots who seem incapable of escaping the lure of the ground
vegetation or ground-based objects (hills, small buildings) |
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Mad
Bomber Medal (MBM)
Similar
to the Bombadier medal, but awarded for engineers whose eagerness
to see pyrotechnic displays is undampened by the proximity of
team-mates (sadly now departed) to the explosives. |
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Visually
Impaired Sniper Medal (VSIM)
Awarded for those special displays
of"bluntshooting", where a sniper skillfully and carefully
picks off a member of his own side by mistake. |
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"Golden"
Grenade Medal (GGM)
Awarded
for managing to drop those little explosive bundles of joy in
the middle of your own team instead of the enemy who were presumably
the intended targets. |
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Vanishing
Driver Medal (VDM)
Awarded to those pilots and drivers
who without warning, bravely flee from their vehicles, or move
off in vehicles team mates were using as cover, exposing the
startled chaps to sudden and (most likely) fatal
danger. |
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Obtuse-Missile
Gunner Medal (OMGM)
The opposite of "smart-bombs"
and "smart-missiles", these ones are so dense they make
"dumb-file" missiles look intelligent. This medal is
awarded for a pilot or gunner who uses homing missiles that strike
friendly targets or (even better) his own vehicle. |
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Darwin
Military Award (DWA)
Awarded to those people who when
given weapons and placed near highly explosive containers, or
fragile structures, cannot resist the urge to remove themselves
from the gene pool by opening fire at it. |
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Professional
Incompetence Metal (PIM)
Awarded
to "professionals" who manage to use the tools of their
trade (normally designed to help people such as repair tools and
defribrilators) to kill team-mates who accidentally get in the
way. Also awarded to people who try to repair vehicles with AT
rockets, thus killing themselves, |
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Drop-Kick
Medal (DKM)
Named
in honour of Dropkick Murphy, this award is similar to the Order
of Miggins (Flying Miggins), but where the teamkill that caused
the person to be kicked was due to the actions of another player
rather than their own. |
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Look,
No Hands Award (LNHA)
Awarded
for any death caused by a remotely operated device that does not
have any armaments, such as a repair bot or unmanned aerial vehicle. |
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Pain
In The Arse Award (PITA)
Awarded
by the victim of a protracted number of kills during any one
map by a single enemy nemisis who , like a stalker seems to
be waiting wherever the victim appears during the map. |
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"Unusual
Death" Award(UDA)
Individually
awarded for finding a way to die that defies logic or indeed
credibility, especially if it is a "freak accident"
caused by members of your own team. |
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Service
Bar
Awarded for participation in a
Big Scrum event (as indicated on the bar |
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Flying
Dodo Medal (FDM)
Awarded for exceeding even the
undistinguished Flying Cross criteria, where a pilot successfully
kills themself in midair with no obvious intervention from outside
forces |
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Distinguished
Service Graham (DSG)
Awarded for an outstanding contribution
to the regiment, in terms of work performed on behalf of the clan,
whether in administration, participation or organisation of clan
events or matters. |
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Distinguished
Service Graham
with
Cream Cracker (DSGCC)
Awarded for repeated instances
of outstanding contributions to the regiment (see left). |